Saturday, July 4, 2015

How to Properly Celebrate Independence Day

For those of you who aren't watching fireworks, we've compiled a list of ways for you to make the most of the Fourth of July:

- Get a mustache
-Wear khakis and a solid shirt
-make something out of quality wood
-complain about the government
-eat a variety of steaks and some bacon the entire day 

adventures of George Washington
-Dust off your colonial hat from Williamsburg and get ready to party 
-Pour some moonshine and strike up the fiddle
-Compile a list of everything you want to change about the government, have all your pals sign in fancy cursive at the bottom, and sent it to Washington

-Respond to everything people say to you with "USA! USA! USA!"
-Only acceptable attire is the American Flag print (one that you made yourself of course) and anything red, white & blue
-Buy a bald eagle and name it George or Thomas
-Live in the great American wilderness

- Research the colloquialism and phrases of the time and slip them into everyday language without hesitation.
-Immerse yourself into 1776 culture. Get wooden teeth, sew your own clothes, refurbish your gun. 
   -Wear only colonial clothing, it must be authentic or it doesn't count. 
    Pro-tip: Use this language during the family gatherings as you discuss/debate/recite facts about     colonial history

(All images, besides the Ron Swanson gif, are from a fantastic series called the Adventures of George Washington. The images embody the true American spirit.)

Good day to all,
Hannah and Anastasia


  1. Haha this is such a great post! Amazing!
    Tegan xx - Permanent Procrastination
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    1. Thanks so much! We'll be sure to check it out!


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